Monday, May 3, 2010

"Have You Considered Switching Employers?", by Pastor Kevin Lynch

I hope this blesses you today. It's not perfect by far, but it came to me at about 5:00 this morning.

It's the largest conglomerate in the universe. It has the most employees. It is larger than AT&T, General Motors and IBM put together. It compensates it's employees the same across the board and never discriminates according to race, sexual, or religious orientation. It has never been late or defaulted on a paycheck. It's employees are loyal and rarely leave its employ to sign on with the competition. If there is one benefit that is not up to standard with what the rest of its package offers it's the retirement plan. It leaves a little to be desired. Rarely does anyone get to retire. Not now and not later.

The company is Sin Inc. and the wage it pays is death. When you sign on with Sin Inc. you forfeit your eternal life and everything that goes with it. Everything.

Romans 6:23 - "For the wages which sin pays is death."

Every time you perform a task for Sin Inc. you get paid for it. Your actions are your good faith signature.

It's kind of like direct deposit.

The managerial staff is a bit intrusive however.

Gen 4:7 "... sin is crouching at the door. Its desire is for you."

It keeps a constant vigil over its employees. After all, the rewards it pays is the best in the business because it is the only business like it in the world. They are watching you. From the moment you get up until you go to sleep and all points in between. They watch you, and they will seize every opportunity to put you to work.

Sin Inc. is a true monopoly.

If you want to forfeit your soul and work for death wages which include instant gratification of your desires, perversions and greed, then you are in the right employ. Some folks like the arrangements and the compensation package. Have fun now and party hardy in Hell with all of your friends. There have been some investigations into the claims Sin Inc. makes, and all employees should be warned that there is reason to believe they do not follow through exactly on all of their claims and promises.

There is however, an alternative. There is Trinity Inc. While not viewed as a competitor, Trinity Inc. is the only alternative to working for Sin Inc. In fact, in all the world and universe from the beginning of time itself, every single person who ever lived has worked for one or the other. Everyone starts out with Sin Inc. and most unfortunately stay.

Some however, have listened to the sales talk of Trinity Inc. and made the switch.

It's no wonder. For while the wages of Sin is death, "...the [bountiful] free gift of God is eternal life through (in union with) Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23b)

Those who have made the switch have generally been happy with the new arrangements.

Trinity Inc. has one thing Sin Inc. doesn't have.

A UNION! A Union in Jesus Christ, the Lord of Lords!

The wages Trinity Inc. pays is life eternal and is so far over and above what Sin Inc. pays it could be said that the wages of death have been swallowed up in the victory of Trinity Inc.'s main negotiator, Jesus Christ. He was able to win from Sin Inc. a large number of its employees, and promises to do do even greater things in the future.

So. Who do you work for today? If it's Sin Inc. let me just warn you to not sign any of their checks anymore. They have been found that in the long run they are not worth the paper they are written on. There is something funny about the signature. It disappears when it comes time to cash it.

Trinity Inc. however, has signed its one time bonus promissory note to each person in a non-fading, indelible signature IN RED INK by it's Chief Negotiator and COO, Jesus Christ. It will never fade and is good immediately upon deposit. All wages and associated benefits are good immediately upon signing on.

Trinity Inc. "The company that has always been, always is, and always will be."

Keepin' it Real,

Pastor Kevin <><

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